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Most people never run the actual math. We build free tools that show what things truly cost — in money, in time, in outcomes. No signup. No editorialising. Just the numbers.

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Real inputs — your actual salary, commute, spending, habits. No defaults that make you feel better than you should.

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A personalised result that puts your number in context. Most people are surprised. Some are genuinely shocked.

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01 — Salary
Most people earning $85k are making $11/hr.
Salary Autopsy

Your salary divided by every hour your job actually consumes — commute, unpaid overtime, unproductive meetings. The effective rate is almost always lower than you expect.

$11/hreffective rate on an $85k salary
→ Find out what to negotiate
02 — Dating
5 years of dating. $14,400 spent. 3 relationships.
Dating Autopsy

The cold hard math of your love life. Money spent on dates and apps, time invested, relationships achieved. One brutal ROI score out of 100.

23/100"Burning money" — $14,400 spent, 3 relationships
→ See where your money is going
03 — Subscriptions
The average person pays for 4 subscriptions they never use.
Subscription Autopsy

Every subscription you pay for, how often you actually use it, and which ones to cancel today. Most people are shocked by how much leaves their account automatically.

$4,200/yracross 14 subscriptions — 4 never used
→ Find what to cancel today
04 — Mortgage
A $400k home at 6.8% costs you $340k in interest alone.
Mortgage Autopsy

Total interest over the loan life, bank profit vs your equity, and how much extra payments actually save you. The number is always worse than you expect.

$340kinterest on a $400k home at 6.8%
→ See what extra payments save you
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05 — Gym
Going 4× a month on a $45 membership? That's $56 per visit.
Gym Autopsy

Your cost per visit, total money paid vs sessions actually attended, and your real attendance rate. Most people have never run this number.

$56/visiton a $45/mo membership used 4× a month
→ Find out if it's worth keeping
06 — Drinking
10 drinks a week over 10 years. That's $43k and 180 lost days.
Drinking Autopsy

Lifetime spend on alcohol, calories consumed, and days lost to hangovers. The projection for the next decade is the number that stings most.

$52,000lifetime spend · 180 hangover days lost
→ See the next decade projection
07 — Phone
4.5 hours a day over 10 years. That's 2.3 years of your life.
Phone Autopsy

Screen time hours times years equals years of your life. Books you could have read, languages you could have learned. The number always lands harder than expected.

2.3 yearson your phone — enough to learn 6 languages
→ See what you could have done instead
08 — Commute
45 mins each way, 3 days a week. That's 1.8 years of your life.
Commute Autopsy

Years of your life, true financial cost including time value, and what the next decade looks like if nothing changes. The number that makes people reconsider remote work.

1.8 yearslost commuting · $87,000 true lifetime cost
→ Calculate the true financial cost
09 — Sleep
6.5hrs a night for 12 weeks. You're at 71% brain capacity.
Sleep Autopsy

Your accumulated sleep debt has a measurable effect on cognitive performance. Based on peer-reviewed research — find out what percentage of your brain you are actually using.

71%cognitive capacity on 6.5hrs sleep for 12 weeks
→ See your real cognitive capacity
10 — Invisible Labor
Household work, childcare, emotional load. Worth $60k/yr. Paid: $0.
Labor Autopsy

Every category of unpaid household and care work, priced at the US median market rate for that role. Based on Bureau of Labor Statistics wage data.

$60,242/yrunpaid labor value — household manager, chef, counsellor
→ Get your market rate
11 — Medicine
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Born in 1990? Modern medicine has statistically added 24 years to your life.
Medicine Autopsy

Based on CDC and WHO data, the years modern medicine and vaccines have statistically added to your life expectancy — and the probability you'd have survived to your current age without them.

+24.2 yearsadded by modern medicine · 44% → 98% survival odds
→ See your personal numbers